A little while ago, after a study came out that proved that cats were stupid, I wondered whether future research would show that they are little Satans. A new study brings us one step closer to that inevitable conclusion, demonstrating how cats use aural mind-control to coldly manipulate their human peers to fulfill their every whim. Fortunately for us, they are, for the moment, too stupid to extend their ambitions beyond cat food. But, when one of them finally grasps the concept of nukes... Zeus protect us.
Read Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds.